Why are most McDonald's seats uncomfortable? Because they want you out of there as soon as possible.

The elbow is strongest point on the human body. The big toe is one of the weakest. Want to defend yourself? Stomp on their big toe, then use your elbow.

Urine is sterile. You can drink it.

There is no such thing as cow tipping. Cows sleep on the ground with their legs tucked under them. Horses' knees buckle and they sleep standing/ Horse tipping is possible. But no one wants to tip horses... too bad, considering they are technically useless over-romanticized creatures.

Macy has people watch for shoplifting who are dressed as regular shoppers. You can figure out who they are because they all are listening to a radio through iPod earphones and are in the same location folding and looking through the same clothes.

At any fast food joint where you get your own drink, ask for a water cup. When you are getting a drink, just fill it up with whatever you want. No employee will care.

You can easily block the magnetic alarms on items in the store using aluminum foil: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_article_surveillance#Magnetic_activation_and_deactivation

buy a shitty dvd set/game/whatever at one store (wal-mart or sam's club is great, and tv series' and full-frame movies work especially well) and return it new and sealed to a store with a friendly ret... [click here to view the rest]

The self checkout: Want 3 new DVDs/Games? Find a cheap one...swipe it 4 times but scan the other dvds on the de-magnetizer or whatever the fuck that thing is. guaranteed no one notices. At the coun... [click here to view the rest]

i got a new computer and i still had the box, so i took the box with my computer in it to the geek squad and told them some lie about how my computer had a virus, walked around with my box, found the ... [click here to view the rest]